just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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