So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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