sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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