did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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