I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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