Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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