you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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