she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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