There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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