hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
that is very illegal...i love you.
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