Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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