just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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