he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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