yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Someone came in the potted fern
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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