that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
do herpes really smell.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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