Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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