You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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