i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I skipped work to stalk him.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
