You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
