I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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