well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I need to align my fucking chakras
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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