i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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