if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
