Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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