please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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