Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
