These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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