Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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