she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Fuck appropriateness.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
MIDGETS
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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