VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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