she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Buhtt sex?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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