I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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