dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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