Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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