You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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