you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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