we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
porn star boner night. come get it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We're too hungover to prance.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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