Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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