The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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