well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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