You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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