I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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