I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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