Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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