Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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