Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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