You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
