ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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