Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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