margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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