You're so nebulous sometimes
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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