just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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