I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
