Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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