It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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