Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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