hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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