What a fucking waste of an outfit
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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